25 May 2016 15:19:06
Any news about Mane Eds?

{Ed002's Note - Southampton are not looking to sell Sadio Mane and they want to offer him a new contract. As it stands right now it would take a very significant offer to have them consider a sale - and they have made it clear - if anyone wants to pay well over the odds, then fine. Manchester United has had the player watched this season and may well press on with a bid. Previous interest of Bayern Munich has gone.}

1.) 26 May 2016
25 May 2016 20:16:29
Ed002 could there be anything with the two clubs doing a Memphis for Mane deal? Is that a possibility?

{Ed002's Note - I would think near zero.}

2.) 26 May 2016
25 May 2016 19:54:59
I remember reading something in the press (they must have been literally making stuff up) that West Ham *face palm was interested in a "cheeky bid" for mane?! I'd love that to happen! I'd really love to be a fly on the wall when they took mane in the office and said "mane, listen. We've had a call. From West Ham. " "West what? " "West Ham, they're in our league, " "sorry, I don't remember them" "you know, the club with the bubbles? " "Oh yeah, funny colour tshirts and lanky guy with stupid hair up front" "yep, that's them, you got it, well they want to sign you. Mane. Mane? " "He's gone boss, he's back on the training pitch laughing"

3.) 26 May 2016
26 May 2016 09:13:09
Jamesaint funniest thing I've heard in weeks, excatly how that scenario would go.

4.) 26 May 2016
26 May 2016 23:03:59
Liverhampton want him.

5.) 28 May 2016
27 May 2016 23:28:59
Oh ok. That conversation would go much the same way only instead of bubbles, it would be "you know, the ones who don't like walking anywhere on their own in case they get mugged" "I don't know what you mean" "it's their song, don't walk alone" "nope, still don't know who you mean" "they're our reserve team, they have a similar colour tshirt to us but they can't do the stripes. most of them were with us for a bit, lallana, Lovren, clyne? " "Oh yeah! Those guys! Used to play here! I thought they retired? " "No, they're still playing" "really? I could have sworn they went to retire up north? " "Mmmm. Well, they want to sign you, mane? Mane? " "Sorry boss, he's gone again@.