Southampton Banter Archive May 13 2013

13 May 2013 19:11:05
As we're safe I'd really like to see Forren, Ward Prowse and Puncheon start last game would be good as we haven't seen Forren yet and after Punch and Prowsy saved us against Sunderland they deserve a chance

Puncheon really should be 1st 11 anyway, why he does not get picked regularly is beyond my understanding.

Pochettino said after having his (third?) son he wasn't in the right place mentally. Although Puncheon's interview after the game didn't really seem to confirm that.

13 May 2013 15:14:40
Someone wrote this in response to a skate's typically gleeful, brainless and deluded attack regarding the nonsense rumour about Cortese considering his future. I had to put it on here because it cracked me up.

(PTID1898 wrote - ha ha the wheels are coming off!)

Its almost sad the way you, PTID1898, and your ilk come on here scrabbling around for crumbs of bad news as you come to terms with the fact your red and white rivals are in a different stratosphere. But to use your analogy regarding wheels. Our wheels are fitted to a top of the range Aston Martin, and they ain't come off sunshine. On the other hand, the wheels came off the blue Reliant Robin that is PFC a long time ago, now it is a wreck, no wheels, up on bricks, abandoned on waste ground in Fratton.

And in the darkest hour before dawn, as you toss and turn in your stinking pit, your sister snoring noisily beside you, you run the mantra over and over again. At least I own it. At least I own it. But deep down, you know the only reason you own the rotting wreck is because nobody else wants it.

At least I own, at least I own it. ha ha ha brilliant!

Sit down pompey fans

Haha it's not even worth taking the mick out of them anymore prem to league 2 in 3-4 years impressive

And relying on a saints reject to bag most of their goals. Funny thing is, you go on tv and look at the club stats etc Connoly's on there wearing a saints shirt lol