Southampton Banter Archive June 23 2012

23 Jun 2012 19:56:43
You heard it here first, southampton to sign Lucas Moura from santos on a 3 year deal on july 1st. 19 year old midfielder

Ps3 or xbox

Xbox or ps3! Awesome. Are we going to sign messi and ronaldo with moura who has been rated about 30 million pound

Proves what the 2 previous comments actually know ^^ he plays for sao paulo not santos . i put santos by mistake. just found out that he is not worth anywhere near the 30 million that your talking about, infact lazio only put in a £10 million bid yesterday for him which was accepted

Chelsea had a 40 million euro bid rejected for him!!!! So 10million not a chance, get your facts right

23 Jun 2012 01:29:52
My dad's cat, who lives in our house, saw the Hilton Hotel drive past James Beattie's Ferrari, which, curiously enough, was seen in Bedford Place. The afore mentioned cat, along with Mr. Beattie's beautiful choice of transport, used to work with, well, let's call him "my mate", and apparently, between them, they've come across this new-fangled technique within the realms of computerisimsimssiissm, called cut-and-paste, now I didn't believe it at first, but then Kerry Dixon called me (from his spaceship) and said such a thing was possible, and that we were in fact signing every single player the Daily Star said we were. So there you go, no real need to fret, Kenwyne Jones, Les Dennis, Sting and that bloke from the telly are already eyeing up flats in Ocean Village. You heard it here first.

The only bit i disagree with is there is a bloke called kerry